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I was happy and thrilled EVERY SINGLE SECOND of this episode.
This was a very interesting episode for Kenya overall, highlighting all her worst and most baffling qualities.
Shes completely incapable of being around someone elses happiness, and she says and does some WILD things.
But this episodes real accomplishment is that it made my icy, exhausted heart feel something.
I wept real and powerful tears watching Mike Hill propose to Cynthia.
My tears were so strong that my boyfriend was worried something was horribly wrong.
I managed to squeak out, They made a puzzle piece!
Thats some Etsy-Pinterest nonsense, but my God, it got me good.
Lets get to it.
So how does this whole Chill Proposal go down?
Thats the best they could do?
That was the best any writer could come up with to describe Cynthia and Mikes relationship?
Listen, Im not saying itsinaccurate;Im saying its phoned in.
Then Mike takes his daughters and Noelle to go pick up the ring.
He shows them all the ring and they all give him their blessings.
Noelle says she can see the spark between them and Noelle wants a love like theirs.
Theres nothing you’ve got the option to do to mess this up, Noelle tells him.
Meanwhile, Porsha is getting a cake ready for Denniss birthday.Ooooh.
Even though Porsha is giving Dennis some kind of baked good, Im glad shes being so steadfast.
Oh, did I mention that the episode is counting down to the proposal?
Cynthia takes Marlo to lunch to ask her about Snakegate.
Cynthia loves to issue a nickname that very few other people are willing to adopt.
Marlo says no andstarts cryingat the accusation and Cynthia just believes her?
Even if Marlo didnt record you, she knows something.
PRESS HER FOR MORE DETAILS!
Kandi and Todd head over to the site of Ole-G, the Mexican restaurant Todd wants to open.
Kandi is a little frustrated because Todd has several of these businesses in development.
Instead of taking the note, Todd accuses Kandi of not being interested in success.
He literally calls her a hater because hes 15.
Kandi pivots to asking for a date night because all theyve been focused on is Todds lackluster businesses.
The day of the proposal and the Bailey Wine Cellar opening.
You will have to forgive me because I truly thought the Bailey Wine Cellar was open!
Everyone is getting ready for the opening and trying on their outfits.
Kandi and Todd show up first and Mike whispers to Kandi to not leave early.
This is a delight.
Everyones emotional state is completely ready for this proposal.
Everyone else arrives and suddenly members of Mike and Cynthias family are filing in.
Kandi texts Kenya to hurry up and arrive because Mike might propose.
So what does Kenya do upon arriving?
Kandi, rightfully, FLIPS OUT on Kenya and is so fucking pissed.
A shitty human but a human, nonetheless.
Kenya, now is not the time to do the whole Who?Meeee?
Suddenly, Noelle and his daughters barge in and tell him he should pop something else!
They hand him a bottle of Champagne with a question mark on it and he takes the ring out.
The box has a tiny light in it.
She cant even get the words out and starts hugging her whole family!
Everyone starts chanting Congratulations Chill!
Kenya and Marc argue in the car about how fast she drives … even though shes not driving.
Can we just Marc is a bad husband, right?
Hes not a nice man.
Hes awful at being … a husband?
Kenya goads him into telling their proposal story, WHICH SUCKS.
His proposal to Kenya was, Look whos official now.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Plus, he says that Kenya can have everything because hell do it again.
I hate to tell you Marc no you wont.
No, none of us will.
Kandi is right, that recession is coming and its coming for all of us.
What a great way to describe YOUR HUSBAND.
How does Marc describe Kenya?
The flash is not real.
Im full-on weeping again.
Kenya suggests Marc have another drink and he refuses.
Oh, sotheyre not having sexnot having sex.
Well, hopefully Toronto will be more fun than this lunch triple date.
