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This episode WAS THAT GIRL.
Multiple giant bouquet deliveries.
How could you want anything more?
When Tokyo Trip Day 3 popped onscreen, I lost my mind.
Bless Bravo for squeezing 19 episodes out of four full days.
Lets get to it.
The first gigantic bouquet arrival is for Porsha.
Theyre both missing each others bodies and Porsha is making the conscious decision to ignore everything about Dennis past.
And I have no comment on that.
Tanya needs to settle down, let her hair down, and get messy.
Being prim and proper is not the right mood for these women.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS BACHELORETTE PARTY?
Everyone shows up in their pajama/lingerie looks and Kandi shows up looking like a 1940s banker going to sleep.
Eva is wearing another white tunic worn as a dress.
Cynthia has a giant afro on and Marlo is still wearing that damn geisha wig.
Kandi is finally putting her trouble with Porsha aside since shes been so happy.
Shes brought some sort of wig accessorizing activity and she cant pronounce Harajuku correctly.
Tanya, can we not?
The first activity is a Japanese stripper.
This is… a lot.
Kandis game suggestion isnt so much a game as an elaborate and organic strap-on situation.
The alleged game is one person holds the pickle and the other person poses in their favorite sexual position.
If the footage is to be believed, Kandi slipped a little pickle into Evas bootyhole.
What am I watching?
Porsha says Somebody get Cynthia her damn Life Alert.
Shamari chases after Cynthia and jumps on her on the couch with her pickle penis.
This is some of the best physical comedy on television.
Eva grabs the bottle of Ciroc and its time to head to the club.
Nene wakes up the next morning and manages to get Gregg on the phone.
It is not great.
That was Cynthia in this moment.
The best Cynthia can do is Im here for you and quite frankly, thats a good first step.
Aya the tour guide shades everyone when she says Is everyone on time today?
Not now, Aya.
The Japanese cultural adventure for the day is a samurai sword lesson.
Whos in a wheelchair now, Blanche?
The editors have some fun with Shamaris confessional and edit her karate hands into some trippy visuals.
Its a fucking beautiful card.
Nene just needs some time alone.
While walking to the van, Nene says Flowy is everything.
I feel like a bird.
you’re able to see the emotional wheels turning in Kandis brain.
Then we get a little montage of the happy moments between Porsha and Kandi.
Is this a season finale?
Just a midseason break?
