The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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This week on our favorite program,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.

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They stared into the wreckage of their shuttered vanity boutiques before spending $800 on one new scarf.

This episode was too real.

I dont want it to be real in that were dealing with all sorts of actual issues and tragedies.

If I want issues and tragedies, Ill just look at what is hiding in my Man-Spanx every day.

I have to say I kind of missed Brandi.

Brandi is picking up right where she left off.

(Kelly Dodd has a raging case of it.)

I also think that Brandi Glanville needs a reevaluation in light of everything that weve learned about Lisa Vanderpump.

Now it all seems prescient because everything Brandi said about Lisa seems to track with the subsequent allegations.

The insight into LVP and how she works is really the best aspect of her return.

Again, maybe Lisa didnt plant this specific article, but Brandi was her bestie for five years.

She knows how Lisa does it.

Whatever she wants out there, she gets out there, she tells Denise.

Its just sort of assumed that shes not coming at this point.

This has to be some sort of breach of contract, right?

Man, this was difficult to watch.

Ive had family members who have dealt with anorexia and bulimia, and it is no joke.

Thats sort of like telling a Catholic priest that he should start taking elementary-school photos.

Nothing good is going to happen here.

Amelia tries to say that shes not hungry.

Lisa presses her to eat something to make her father happy.

Then Amelia claims that shes allergic to all of the food that is on offer.

She even claims to be allergic to corn.

She claims that hes being passive-aggressive because she wont eat his food.

I dont think thats it.

Its something awful and pernicious that he will lose to for a long time to come.

(Man, this trip is more poorly attended than AP Physics on Senior Skip Day.)