The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite show,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
Like youre doing all the hard work?
Erika had tolive her life.
Thats a lot harder than cobbling together a bunch of words about it.
Give the woman some damn credit!
(The rich ladies do not eat pie.)
Lisa doesnt want to talk about it again and says shes over it.
I know its no big deal, Dorit says, But in that moment it was so shocking.
Okay, so is it a big deal worth talking about or is it not a big deal?
Is it shocking or is it absolutely nothing.
Did you talk shit or didnt you?
Make up your damn mind, Dorit.
The problem, as it was last year, is that Dorit cant just shut the hell up.
Neither of these things were issues anymore.
If Dorit had just dropped them, they would have evaporated into thin air, like Dana Wilkeys fortune.
Couldnt her glam twins, Carlene and Justine, give her a bit of warning?
Meanwhile, Erika is in her baby doll Gooch outfit and it is amazing.
She looks both incredibly conservative and wildly avant-garde at the same time, something only Erika can pull off.
It really shows each ones personality so well.
Teddi is like, Fuck it, who cares?
and just trudges through it and gets in the car.
St. Camille goes out into the street and says, I love the rain!
twirling with her arms outstretched.
Lisa says, Oh, its raining!
I was like Lisa during this fight: a little delirious and screaming, Whats the issue here?
Because honestly, I have no idea.
Here is what I can distill from the whole argument.
Kyle is mad that Dorit blamed her for talking about Erika.
She is also mad on Lisas behalf that Dorit brought up that stuff from the Paley House dinner.
She knows that there are no winners in this scenario.
Then Kyle gets mad at Lisa for not having her back and defending her when she brings it up.
Then the fight is between Kyle and Lisa.
Dorit threatens to take a cab home on her own.
Kyle says, as if it is a disease-ridden buggy about to plunge off a cliff.
This, right here, is why the ladies of Beverly Hills dont get wasted.
If this was Orange County, the women would be hoarse from shrieking at each other by now.
With this group, it is all just a shambles.
The center cannot hold.
Lisa tries to comfort her, but ultimately gets upset with Kyle for being irrational, which she is.
I should be on the list, she says, more of a question than a statement.
I dont see you, the woman says to Eileen before lowering her clipboard to her side.
Sorry, she says.
She realizes shes outside a Grays Papaya, and she would do anything for a four-dollar hot dog.
Anything … including murder.
