The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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Vanderpump Rulesfans recently got to see Lisa Vanderpump three sheets to the wind at the opening of Tom Tom.
(JackassdoesAlice in Wonderlandis a movie I would definitely watch.)
But I worry about Lisa on that much gas at the doctors office.
Does she really want to be sliding in her seat with a syringe that close to her major arteries?
A wasted Lisa is really the most exciting thing to happen on this episode.
Whilelast weekstarted off with a bang, this week were back to an episode ofRich Women Doing Things.
Its not that big of a week for the rich women.
Lisar later tells this story to her daughter.
No, not Amelia, the Other One, because she has been open about her struggles with anorexia.
However, she posts this all on Instagram with pictures of her looking dangerously skinny in a bikini.
Isnt this kind of sending mixed messages?
What Im saying is I love the message, but the medium, maybe not so much.
They have houses she hasnt even been to.
She has several moments this episode.
This is the counterpoint to anorexia I really wanted.
Cake every once in a while isnt going to kill you.
Erika Jayne told me so I know it to be true.
She has a lovely short wig that sort of hovers around her head like a ghost in a graveyard.
Its very 90s-supermodel, a look that is just emphasized by her leopard-print dress with enormous shoulder pads.
If its not an original Mugler it sure looks like one.
Not much else happens this weekend.
Kyle Richards freaks out because one of her eyes is blinking slower than the other.
Do we think she got a little bit too much Botox in one eye?
Does she have a duct infection?
Should she stop borrowing her 10-year-old daughters sunglasses when she leaves the house?
That is a definite yes.
I really felt for Kyle when she goes to visit Mauricio at The Agency.
Mauricio is all, Youve done it twice before and they always come back.
Quit it with your crying.
Kyle is feeling her feelings and her feelings are valid.
Let her be sad.
Let a woman cry, goddamnit.
What do we call the current wives of Eskimo brothers?
Just regular Hollywood wives?
This then segues into a conversation about how much sex all of the women have with their husbands.
Denise is doing it every single day with Aaron they even do it on FaceTime if they have to.
What is wrong with these women?
Im lucky if my man will do it with me once a week.
Mostly Im just tired.
There is nothing more intimate than that.
