The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite television showRich Women Doing Things, the rich women do things.
They plan a trip in an RV that absolutely no one wants to go on.
They all sing the same songs, but no one has the exact same face.
Do you think all 80s rock musicians are friends?
Do you think they went and had lunch the next day with Cyndi Lauper and Terri Nun from Berlin?
Could this be a reality show?
During the concert all of the women get a little bit lit and Margarita Kyle comes out.
Lisar replies, When is the other shoe going to drop?
As everyone is joking around backstage after the show, he says to Kyle, Maybe you have issues.
Youre not even talking to your best friend.
Kyle immediately turns sour because she does not think its funny.
I never like to say this, but Dorit is right.
Its all just a stupid misunderstanding.
Somehow, as these things do onReal Housewivesshows, this fight turns into three separate fights.
Then Teddis mad that Dorit yells at her whenever there is tension.
Then Camille is mad at Teddi for always having a big mouth.
I mean, it is just a spiral of recriminations.
When she talks about it, though, thats when I love her.
Whats amazing about that is that he totally should have, because Denise would have done just that.
Shes like a stealthy Suze Ormond.
My favorite scene of the evening was when Denise and Aaron go to the gym together.
I would go to the gym every day if I got to have sex every morning.
Im lucky if I get it twice a week and thats on the week of my birthday.
Denise gets it every day that ends in Y and she has a house full of teenage daughters.
What am I doing wrong?
Denise is, like, lifting three-pound weights and complaining the whole time.
Shes not even glistening.
Denise is not just a mood; Denise is a lifestyle.
She listens to Lisas side of the story about whatever went on.
Shes calm and understanding, but she always stands her ground.
Denise is the once and forever victor.
That is what makes Denise so refreshing on this show.
I think the world could use a little bit more Denise Richards right now.
