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This week on our favorite program,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
They rocked a Gucci fanny pack like they were really stylish extras in the Salt-N-Pepa Shoop video.
(I mean, if someone gave me one, I would wear it, too.)
Really, this week the women are mostly defined by their guests.
The first is Lois, Lisa Rinnas 89-year-old mother who looks smart and spry well into her eighth decade.
Lisars father also lived into his 90s, which means that Lisar has the longevity gene.
(Longevity Jeans, now available on HSN.)
How have we not turned this kind of stroke into a surgery?
I would like to have that done to me, yo.
We need to take a minute to mourn the loss of Lisa Vanderpumps dog.
We also need to take a moment and discuss the names of Lisas dogs.
To make things worse, Lisas dog Pikachu ends up in the hospital on a ventilator.
Just where does her affinity for that lightning-zapping, round-bellied creature come from?
Is this a dog that she rescued that just came along with the name?
Does she think that the dogs name is really Peek-at-you and doesnt know the difference?
Can she start with Dwight?
From there, maybe we can reset all of the other names and get her back on track.
Thats what Erikas anger looks like.
Its not pretty, but now we all know.
At least she knew to apologize.
Why let their beef get in the way of a good time?
Man, this Teddi is starting to grow on me, and I dont know if I like it.
First of all, she tells us that she gets phone calls from heaven.
Prair, available now in the iTunes Store and wherever the hell people with Samsung Galaxies get apps.
She tells us that heaven has technology and she can prove it.
Then she tells them that she actually talks to God, but she doesnt call him God.
Is he one of thosereal men who watch Bravo, but from beyond the grave?
Once the knight rescued the prince, they spent the rest of their lives together living happily ever after.
This explains it all.
Of course in her past life, Erika was a hot, gay Spanish prince.
I mean, duh.
A woman, she said, looking around the room for reactions that she could play off of.
Maybe her name starts with aC.
Yes, its anE.
I see her wearing denim.
She seems to be carrying a script and has some unfinished business.
Do any of you know who that could be?
Does anyone have an idea?
Not because they had seen a ghost, but they felt one rumble through their bones.
