The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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Mostly they wore wigs.
That and they fought about the two villains of the season: the excommunicated Camille Grammer and Lisa Vanderpump.
She showed up with two, both her friend Kimber andKimbers lesbian lover, Stormer.
Camille shows up to the party looking for a fight and she sure gets one.
I think that is well and good.
I dont think that is really what shut it down means.
She just wants Teddi to butt out.
She should have yelled Butt out, and would have been entirely justified.
Those two are only related because Camille was talking shit about both of them.
Now Camille is trying to ruin it with her lame apology.
Even Dorit, of all people, knows enough to wait until the speech is over.
This brings me to something I really regret having to say: I think I like Dorit now.
Thats like saying I like the garbage water that festers at the crosswalks during a New York City summer.
The way she rides that little bike around her living room.
The way she puts Camille in her place for being an asshole.
The way she finally addresses the problems going on in her business.
I think I like this new Dorit.
Oh, may Jesus strike me down.
What this party really solidified for me is just how amazing Denise Richards is.
She only turns when Camille starts to attack her and tells her to back off.
Oh, I cant wait until Denise gets deeper into the muck of this tribe than she already has.
Camille leaves the party early and misses all of the women toasting with the wine they got in Provence.
But we still have Lisa Vanderpump to deal with.
These two women can revel in their victimhood together.
It seems like she and Kyle had a nicer run-in at Neiman Marcus.
That is the gamble that Lisa lost this season.
Her title card at the end says it all: She hasnt made amends with her friends.
), she would save her image.
Instead shes tarnished it, perhaps beyond repair, certainly beyond being invited back next season.
But at the lunch all of the women are smiling.
Theyre all getting along.
Theyre all as sunny and pretty as Kyles expansive back yard.
