The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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I bring exciting news from the literary vanguard: Joe Gorga has written a book.
Chapter one, titled You Gotta Have Balls, begins, You gotta have balls.
I love Joe, and I love this.
Five out of five stars.
I have flipped half a dozen houses since reading it.
Teresas daughters are understandably distraught over their dads transfer to the immigration facility.
Her pussy ring could get caught on an obstacle and it could pull her crotch, argues Marge.
And isnt that what poetrys all about?
She pays a visit to her and Danielles mutual friend Gina.
Gina dated him for seven months.
I expect to lose months of my life to trying to parse that sentence.
Gina contends that Danielle, a flagrant violator of girl code, is pure evil.
The blackest eyes, thedevilseyes, the boogeywoman, etc.
Melissa has enlisted a party planner named Larry in preparation for her 40th-birthday party.
Is there a theme for this party?
No theme, he answers.
(I wouldnt I dont want to hear how hed talk about Melissas eyeballs when hes in abadmood.)
At least she looks warm.
Danielle arrives, yet everyone nobly resists the impulse to scream even a single expletive at one another.
Gold stars all around.
Jennifer insists she did apologize; Danielle acknowledges that, oh yeah, she did.
Marge jumps on her about Gina.
Danielle hits back about Margarets affair with Joe.
Time is a flat circle.
Theme is a flat vibe.
