The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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Did you catch it?
May they continue to confusingly flirt on Instagram till the day they die.
Anyway, on this episode, she, and it, join Teresa for a drink.
Shes not going to use that word, she says.
And what about Oliver, the… duke?
(Actually,Imnot going to usethatword.)
Tucks her hair back behind an ear.
She Who Must Not Be Addressed As Beverly really knows how to elevate a performance through bold choices.
Marty, meanwhile, pays a visit to Margaret and Joe.
I wish that wasnt discussed, Marty says, explaining that he is in a good place with Danielle.
Could the particular good place in question be the inside of her vagina?
Im a journalist and Im just asking questions.
Surely they belong on prominent display in your home, no?
Danielle Staub is, in her own way, a genius.)
Marge responds and Im paraphrasing here, but no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, thank you, sir.
Theres no way youre sleeping together.
But right, though?
In fact, you dont even need to answer that.
Um, Marty says.
Thats not something Im going to talk about.
Now not even Large Marge can deny the indisputable fact of their sexing.
Martys penis might as well have presented her with a notarized affidavit.
This episode also serves as a standalone nature documentary about the curious rituals of the seventy-something New Jersey male.
Anyway, I should call my dad.
Joe calls, and the Giudice-Gorga family catches up with him on speakerphone around the table.
Finally, she takes her mother aside: Is her dad getting deported?
Would she tell her if she was?
