The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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If your offer is good enough, Margaret may even throw your husband into it.
Hold on, excuse me, Ive committed a grievous wrong.
Im Jennifer, mon!
This isnt her season.
Im not even sure this is her show.
Over in the fancy-schmancy villa, Jennifer asks Dolores if she considers Jackie a friend.
Who knows exactly how much editing went into this scene, but Ds final answer is clear: No.
A rum tasting over at Chez Jennifer-Teresa-Dolores-Melissa leads to increasingly unhinged conversation.
Margaret likens one drink to a beautiful urine sample.
Jennifer freely offers that she makes appointments with Bill to have orgasms.
asks Tre, who didnt hear.
She has orgasms, Melissa explains.
She doesnt like jailbait.
Whats that supposed to mean?
Is this the most offensive thing Ive ever heard?
This isnt the most offensive thing Ive heard in this single hour of television.
Over a tipsy dinner, Melissa mentions to the group that shes considering in vitro fertilization.
Jackie exclaims, unsubtly.
This is an April Fooz [sic] joke right now, Dolores mutters.
Margaret advises her to get another dog instead.
The conversation makes a hairpin turn to the elusive Dr. David.
Why didnt he come to Melissas party?
What happened to Dolores demanding a commitment?
Why arent they engaged?
Dolores, as you would expect, doesnt allow them an inch.
Unsurprisingly, neither Jackie nor Dolores are thrilled about this development.
Honestly, I applaud her for it.
We cant save everything for the reunion, people!
Jackie reminds her that she has apologized, like, three times now.
Can we stop being hurtful to each other?
I just want us to be, like, nice to each other.
Teresa agrees, if not very enthusiastically.
