The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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I am confident he will thrive there, on the basis of the purple Thanos face paint alone.
(What can I say, I love learning!)
You know, unlike some families in Jersey.
I stop mid-giggle at this solid burn and feel my blood run cold.
Is Jennifer … growing on me?
Could Andy Cohen be piping hallucinogenic fog under my apartment door at this very moment?
I know one thing for certain:Bill still sucks.
Before Jennifer leaves, she shows her husbandJackies columnthat alludes to their family.
Theres nothing wrong with the article, Bill declares.
She makes valid points.
In my personal opinion, this is grounds for divorce, or at the very least, legal murder.
I have never loved him more.
You wanna build buildings, make some big money, or do you want to sell a shirt?
Theres something aboutUs Weekly, something about a 3 way, and something about Priscilla and Julius.
Its genuinely a very sweet occasion.
Teresa, Melissa, and Margaret take a break from performing empathy to chat about Jennifers trip to Turkey.
Marge muses aloud as to whether her brothers fiancee could be a mail-order bride.
Once Jennifer returns, Teresa wastes no time in passing this comment along.
Jennifers skin, needless to say, is very irked.
What about Margarets cheating scandal, huh?
Or should that be the other way around?
Either way, Im looking forward to the Rumble.
