The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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And poop these majestic creatures do.
Jens diarrhea of the mouth, made literal.
But over lunch, DMT engages in some shit-talking of their own.
Dolores is angry with Jackie for being angry with her.
(Do we think a producer had to explain it to her?)
The restaurants decor is veryLive, Laugh, Love, because wine moms are a global movement.
Then it is time to introduce Jamaica to the official state sport of New Jersey: yelling in restaurants.
(Actually, Jersey doesnt yet have anofficial state sport can we make this happen?)
Dolores confronts Jackie for, essentially, not confronting her.
Nevertheless, I feel terrible for Jackie, who is currently doggy-paddling through emotional shit-water.
I dont want to be your friend, Jackie announces unconvincingly.
I dont want to be yours either, really, to be honest with you, Dolores responds.
