The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
aCameofrom Margaret for her birthday.
Marges video was delightful and I highly recommend her services.
Thanks, Big M!
Its like watchingMallratsand justsensingtheMinnesotaall over everything.
Dolores, picking up the broken glass by hand (Dolores!Get a potato!
), is at least as angry at Melissa, threatening to kick Jennifers ass her own self.
I dont even know what the fuck happened, Teresa says, unconvincingly.
Representing the other, we have two women who did, well, neither of those things.
As far as Teresa is concerned, you might say there are very fine people on both sides.
(Then again, to paraphrase a wise child in a tacos commercial, what about both?)
Sobered up back in Jersey, Jennifer is appropriately mortified.
She nervously fills Dr. Bill in on her stabby antics and Margarets girlfriend dig.
You look mad, she asks.
Ha ha ha ha ha, he says, a very normal and in no way alarming laugh.
Margaret and Teresa meet for a riverside lunch in what has to be Edgewater, right?
They should have gone to Mitsuwa, but I digress.
A platonic love story for the ages!
Shes decided to reach out, once and for all.
Jackie appears to dial her sisters number from memory (which, after 15 years, is impressive).
Both sisters are eager to be reunited and plan on getting together soon.
You know, with someone who isnt her ex-husband who happens to live with her.
If he is, Frank wants her to know hell move out.
Um, Dolores answers.
She doesnt really know.
Keep an eye on this developing story.
), so now shes just going with that persons whole thing.
That was a little anticlimactic, but okay!
We enjoy a great appearance by Marges employee Lexi and her unplaceableouter-space accent.
and then, with obvious fear, approaches Melissa.
Are you in a calm mood?
Melissa asks, eyeing Jennifers hands for any sign of a weapon.
But in light of Jennifers sincere apology, Melissa absolves her.
At least for now.
(But we do learn one interesting Josephs family tidbit: Jans girlfriend is Joes ex-wifes best friend.)
Otherwise, the event is seemingly a great success.
Lexi was right: Tears have indeed been jerked.
