The Real Housewives of New York City

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That is about 24 pairs of shoes.

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That still leaves Ramona with 12 pairs of shoes for about five days.

Who needs that many shoes?

There are footwear stores in Manhattan without that kind of inventory.

Thats the problem with white houses.

Every single thing about this is perfect.

I love that Sonja identifiesthisas the problem with white houses.

Dorinda approaches her and Bethenny says, Did I call her a name?

You said shes intolerable, Dorinda replied.

Tinsley is next in line for what seems like an unreasonable outburst.

Just look at when Ramona goes over to comfort a mourning Tinsley.

What Tinz is going through does seem a bit outsized, though.

I have a lot of questions about this dog death, though.

However, Tinsley recounts finding the dog dead, so it must have happened in Florida.

So why does she return to New York?

Why not stay in Florida for the doggy viewing or what have you?

The whole thing is odd and a little bit inexplicable to me.

I know her grief is real, but I would like the details filled in.

Tinsley is crying about everything.

Shes crying about it all.

The ladies do at least have one last moment to laugh, and its at Dorindas 80s-themed jazzercise class.

More than I would pay to see Luann croak through a few bars of Feeling Jovani without Auto-Tune.

It was nice to see them all having fun and getting along for a change.

But they giggle and do the grapevine.

They comment on each others ludicrous neon outfits and matching camel toes.

They all seem to be having a blast.

They looked both bright and blurry, like a portrait of Jesus hugging Donald Trump in the Oval Office.

There was Dennis, holding a red balloon floating in the air.

There was John John Kennedy, fresh from partying with Sonja and Madonna on a yacht.

There was Jill Zarin and Aviva Drescher pretending not to know each other but laughing at each others jokes.

There were all of their old bodies from the 80s, crystalized in vintage photos and oldCosmospreads.