The Real Housewives of New York City
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As Ramona is quick to point out, she isnot a new cast member.
How exactly are we supposed to judge her?
As one of the ladies?
As a friend of?
Does she get the customary five-episode grace period afforded by the Eileen Davidson Accord?
Theres something about her demeanor that seems equal parts ditzy and smug, which is a dangerous combination.
She is a not-ready-forprime-time player.
She has been needlessly thrust upon us like Hawaiian pizza or another season ofBlue Bloods.
First of all, be a little bit grateful that you were even invited.
Dorinda is having none of it either and even goes so far as to call Barbara a negative cunt.
Luann shouldnt get two votes.
Luann should hardly get one vote.
Theyre hot for Patrick.
(P.S., I would eat soup full of BNCs butt hairs.)
I have little boxes just like these, she tells Dorinda, sounding just like Little Edie Beale.
They just fall apart.
Theyre so hard to keep.
Put the dog down, Sonja, first Luann and then Bethenny tell her.
Sonja would never hurt a dog.
Luann accepts her apology, because it finally sounds like one she really means.
Thats the best kind of communication there is, Luann says.
Of course she thinks that.
Its the perfect communication.
They got closer and closer to her as she realized they werent colonies of insects, but spirits.
Lets go, Jill Zarin told her.
Its not safe for us here anymore.
