The Real Housewives of Orange County
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I know I have mentioned them before, but look at Seans necklaces.
Bravo fans want one of those giant fake Maori ripoffMiansais like Danni fromSouthern Charmwants chlamydia from Shep.
Then look at her dance instructor, Kairi.
Hamdi, the owner, greets Dr. Brian by name.
So, yes, the owner wanted some camera time and to have his restaurant on air.
Okay, I get it.
However, if he knows Brians name, this is clearly someplace that he goes to frequently.
Kelly even references that theyve been there before off camera.
This is a reality show and this seems to be Kelly and Dr. Brians reality.
Braunwyn, however, confesses that shes never had a dance class before.
This is not something she does.
This is not something Tamra does (and it is something she says she will never do again).
It is not something Shannon does, though it is something she relishes buying a costume for.
This is something Braunwyn cooked up so that she could give her dance pro some attention.
I get it, girl.
You gotta make those coins.
Shes probably only making $60K from this gig, likeGina did her first season.
(Sorry, guys!)
Being onHousewivesshould not be an end to itself, but it should be a way to promote something else.
Whats really hard is that Braunwyn doesnt seem to tolerate the consequences of being on the show.
Braunwyn wants all the rats out of Hamlin, but she doesnt want to pay the piper.
We needed that bit of virtue signaling?
Dr. Deb, for all of her hippie posturing, isnt taking Braunwyns feelings seriously.
Braunwyns perception is truth, and she needs to take responsibility for her part in that truth.
No, girl, you are not.
You are not done because the law is coming for you.
Gina, you gotta get undone and you gotta get undone with a swiftness.
Luckily Shannon is there to be sympathetic and hook her up with a competent lawyer.
Emily does not love their new alliance, but she has enough going on in her life.
As Gina tells Emily, the two of them are disconnected.
Emily wants to bond with Shane now that hes back from his two-week study vacation and California Bar-taking.
He clearly wants to leave it behind for a bit and just relax.
However, their lack of communication skills is damning.
Emily keeps pushing him to emote and he keeps pushing … for her to make dinner.
However, Shane is making it really hard on himself.
How he keeps insisting that hes just hungry while also seeming incapable of preparing his own food is outrageous.
Dont walk around just crunching into Emily as shes trying to show you affection.
He knows that saying that is going to anger Emily, and he still goes and says it anyway.
