The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Guests have to go from one level to the other for different shows.
But then, before the shows start, the boat leaves the dock.
Oh, no no no no no no no no no NO.
That means you are stuck on that boat.
What if the party is awful?
What if you have another party to attend?
For this event, a boat cruise makes no sense.
Most fashion shows take about 20 minutes at the most.
This whole setup is a disaster, right down to the magazine that is placed on everyones chairs.
No, it is not Lydia McLaughlinsNobleman;it is a publication calledBasic.
I mean, what is even on the cover?
A pumpkin-spice latte wearing Uggs with an avocado-toast stain on them?
The biggest disaster, though, seems to be the bathroom situation.
As she heads upstairs, a security guard asks her where shes going.
She claims that he grabbed her arm, but he says that he just touched her.
This is when we are introduced to Kathy, the hero of this story.
Kathy pulls her into a little room and says, Whats your name?
Dr. Deb responds, Dr. Deb, which is ridiculous because that is not a name.
They pull the listener in opposite directions.
Its sort of like being called Sir Squishy Belly III.
Kathy comes back with, Why dont you talk to me and then we can have a conversation.
They are both right.
However, Kathy has no intention of apologizing and quickly gets attitude with Braunwyn.
Kelly starts telling Kathy to be professional as Kathy and Braunwyn continue to yell at each other.
Sorry, I am so amused by all this I can hardly paint an accurate picture.)
Kelly tells Kathy not to get loud.
Everyone who is still in the room hears.
At that point I dont know how the producers didnt throw 17 million oranges at her.
Here you go, Kathy, they should have said.
What are you doing on Tuesday?
Can you attend Vickis birthday party?
Oh, watch out, boys and girls, the shrapnel is flying from all directions.
Kathy will not be deterred.
Braunwyn leads Kelly away after the chin tap and tells her, Think of Rowan and Adeline.
This is for the kids.
Braunwyn keeps saying her daughters and Shannons daughters name like its some sort of white-people incantation.
We cant help but to stan.
