The Real Housewives of Orange County
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This is not the glamour we signed up for.
To make it worse, the women arent even talking.
This is a failure and an indictment of the entire system.
The women all say, We cant even be in the same room.
How can we have dinner together?
Because that is your job, and this is the trip.
Hating each other but being forced together is the entire point.
Having a dinner apart is like going to a water park and not even bringing your bathing suit.
At the start of the episode, Kelly apologizes to Tamra for blowing up at her.
Why, exactly, remains unclear.
Maybe its just to make the ride down to Key West in two convertible Maseratis more bearable.
When they arrive, Kelly is even trying to make nice with Vicki.
Its the sweetest thing Kelly has ever done on television.
Vicki says the girl reached out to her on Instagram and theyve been texting.
All right, this is bad news.
This is the worst news.
This is news so bad that even Piers Morgan was like, I wont say that on television.
Thats how awful it is.
There is no reason for Vicki to be talking to this woman.
This is really awful.
This is the first time Ive ever agreed with Braunwyn, who wants to talk about anything but that.
While Kelly is out with Braunwyn and Emily, we get some real insight into how Kelly works.
She talks about how her mother had a temper and she learned it from her.
She talks about fighting with her cousins and always having to win by hurting her opponent fastest and hardest.
If anyone can legitimately feel ganged up on, its Kelly.
She never starts these fights, but God, she sure does finish all of them.
The best comment of the whole night is something along these lines.
Emily tells Kelly not to attack Vicki on her looks, because thats mean.
Attack her on her character, Emily says.
Because that fucking sucks.
It feels fun and luxurious and insane.
