The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Any Housewife who says this should be immediately evicted.
(Ahem, Nene and Teresa.)
No one is bigger than the institution.
This episode is a great encapsulation of why the Tres Amigas are not needed.
Just look at the other women in their individual scenes.
Emily comes over to Ginas house to help her pack.
Does she own anything that doesnt live in a box?
She says in her confessional that what she wanted to hear was, Thats awful.
Im going to take care of you.
That is the only actual response.
That is the only thing a real human would say to their spouse at that moment.
Also, of course Shane failed the bar.
Yeah, this must all be hard for Shane, but, whatever.
Im not that concerned.
Even Braunwyn, yes, Braunwyn, had a more entertaining episode than Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki.
Shes in her backyard doing some sort of yoga with her mother, Dr. Deb.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what cultural appropriation looks like.
Dr. Deb would find nothing wrong with this, though.
Braunwyn says that of all the relationships in her life, the hardest one is with her mother.
Thats because everything she does has to be on her mothers terms.
Her mother certainly couldnt come over and do something Braunwyn enjoys.
Now we get to Vickis engagement party and we see exactly why the Tres Amigas need to be fired.
Vicki, Tamra, and Shannon are like the Senate Republicans.
The key argument is whatever is going on with Kelly and Tamra and Shannons lawsuit with Jim Bellino.
Logically this makes absolutely no sense.
That means that Kelly isnt costing them any money, or at least any additional money.
Was it a low blow to @ Jim?
But is it some sort of financially derailing transgression?
As soon as this happens, Shannon says in a confessional, Tamras behavior is totally justified.
The only person out of line is Kelly Dodd.
That is what really did it for me.
That is what made me decide that these women need to go.
Tamras behavior was clearly the ravings of a drunk woman.
Also, Kelly Dodd, at that moment, was not out of line.
She was trying to hide from Tamra and Vicki so as not to start a row.
Vicki gets involved, once again, to shout about her arch-nemesis Kelly.
Theyre hurting financially because of what Kelly got involved in.
No, that is not true.
Its like hating Radar Online because theywrote a story about the lawsuit.
There are plenty of reasons for these three to be mad at Kelly Dodd.
This lawsuit excuse is a herring redder than Shanes erection when he double-dosed Viagra.
Its been a long year for Shannon.
Shannon is not a pole.
No matter how deeply she drives herself into the ground she cant support herself.
Shannon is the single leg of a tripod.
Shannon opens her eyes as she stumbles and rights herself, nervous that there was almost a calamity.
