The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Theres something about her not being in the opening that makes me a little bit sad.
Now that shes been demoted from Housewife to friend, I kind of miss her.
Kelly says she will walk the other way if she sees Vicki.
Do you think production chose Kelly over Vicki?
They dont all come together once during the first episode, which is odd.
The factions onOCseem much more disparate.
Surprisingly, this is not something that happens very often with our Housewives.
I mean yeah, Emily says.
They share a brief conversation about Ginas DUI, but thats it.
Its like these two duos are operating not just on different shows, but in different universes entirely.
And they somewhat are.
Shannon even invites one of the dudes shes dating, Ken, a.k.a.
Babe, because hes the first person to ever call Shannon babe.
Its so bad its almost as if his name is Skinny Girl or The Agency.
Theyre just like a face-lift, but with much less downtime.
Also, would anyone want to go to a cosmetic surgeon with a step-and-repeat in his waiting room?
Thats sort of like going to a therapist who is willing to go on a reality-TV show.
Along with these two duos there are two islands standing alone in this archipelago of a reality show.
There is Braunwyn, the Kylie Minogue look-alike new girl who is already giving my spell-check a workout.
And then there is Tamra.
Its a womans prerogative to change her mind.
Spencer is not a xenophobe.
GOD, Im so bad at this.
What I mean to say is that Spencer is more liberal than Ryan.
Apparently Spencer called Ryan a racist because Ryan supports the building of Trumps wall.
Ryan thinks that he is not a racist and is no longer talking to Spencer.
Does that make him a racist?
That said, I adamantly do not want this in my Housewives.
Its like a brownie trying todeliver you a daily dose of fiber.
