The Walking Dead
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Folks, its hard out here on these streets during the zombie apocalypse.
Granted, its also true that, in Alphas case, shes solo parenting because she murdered her husband.
But he was a little too touchy-feely for the harsh realities of the new world.
Big Man explains he ended up there because he got into a tussle with the dead.
By the end, though, shes given him his name by positioning him as her subordinate.
(If Im B, what does that make you?
A, she says.)
That sends Beta into a fit of rage until his new friends calm him down.
The world, it went dark so we could see a new path, Alpha tells him.
Walk with me in the darkness.
Walk with me and you will never be alone again, my B.
That would be endearing and tender if these two werent homicidal maniacs.
Cut to the present, as the Whisperers face a crisis in leadership.
Ever wonder what happened to Thora Birch?
We meet her and her younger sister, who both have a knack for rounding up walkers.
The girl cries hysterically as Alpha spares the knife and instead strokes her hair.
Sis tells Thora Birch that shes totally back on board with the boss lady.
As far as cult leaders go, Alphas up there with Manson and L. Ron.
Beta knows Alpha is having mommy issues of her own, though.
Kudos for setting a new standard for besties status, bro).
We bathe in blood, we are free.
We love nothing, we are free.
We fear nothing, we are free.
We need no words, we are free.
We embrace our death, we are free.
This is the end of the world.
Now is the end of the world.
We are the end of the world.
