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Thats a lot of holidays, but is it enough?
We could always use more holidays, because theyre fun.
Perhaps aware of this, TV writers have for decades invented new, Christmas-esque winter holidays.
Ren and Stimpy run around making last-minute preparations, as Yak Shaving Day is just days away.
If it meets Knishs exacting standards, he leaves presents.
If he doesnt like it, hell tear that gingerbread house apart.
It aired just once in November 1978, to cash in on theStar Warsmania of the time.
Fappiano,ALF
How do you make Thanksgiving, a day of meat and pie, even better?
Take the tree and gift-giving from Christmas.
And its just not Bellini Day until everybodys poked that Bellini hologram with their special stick.
Chrimbus,Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
Leave it toTim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!to make Christmas deeply unsettling.
We take stuff like refrigeration for granted, which allowed for long-distance food shipping and storage.
Its theDinosaursequivalent of the holidays, what with the feasting and the excuse for gift-giving.
The holiday evolved into Xmas, and Xmas trees are adorned palm trees, as pine trees are extinct.
Nothing brings people together like the holidays.
But one of those is dedicated entirely to a fake holiday that is somehow both cynical and woke.
Santa is out, replaced with holiday icon Snowflake Jake.
These traditions are so arbitrary it makes one wonder how arbitrary our real holiday customs are.
Chrismukkah,The O.C.
The holidays comprise a lot more than Christmas, and its good to be inclusive.
Kind and thoughtful Seth Cohen ofThe O.C.
It is truly a Festivus for the rest of us.
