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Welcome to Hell, nimrods.
Our point-of-view is two-dimensional.
Our cell phone bills will skyrocket.
The zoo is working to develop an expensing system and will get back to you shortly on that.
My motto is simple: I see an animal, I take a photo, I post that shiteverywhere.
Thats been my jam for as long as I can remember.
Some folks are concerned that the camera flash might be damaging to these animals vision.
To everybody else in this godforsaken world, Facebook is no longer Facebook.
That made them laugh.
That made them cry.
Thats the tricky thing about art, my friends.
Its not to be tamed, understood, or even liked.
But youll be damned if it doesnt haunt your dreams.
So, buckle up, screwballs.
Its baby panda video oclock and youre already late.
Cara Michelle Smith is a writer and journalist.
You may be familiar with her work.
you could harass her on Twitterhere, so long as you do so creatively.
