Vanderpump Rules
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I will say that Ariana has been and probably always will be my favorite.
Yeah, thats great.
But then you still have to live in the fucking suburbs.
That is more burnt than Brittanys chest this entire episode.
The weird thing is we never see her and Adam together.
Ariana is also correct that Billie putting it on social media was the wrong way to go.
Help us plan the next one.
Ariana is really right about so much this episode.
She is right that Brittany and Jax really need to go to couples counseling before they get married.
I think everyone should have to do this, but for Brittany and Jax it should be court-mandated.
Ariana says shell only have kids after she has done everything in life she wants to do.
Well, if thats her attitude then kids will never come.
Then the boys sit around smoking cigars and wearing fedoras while talking about hot girl-on-girl action.
If this scene was a cocktail it would be called Toxic Masculinity.
Lala then calls Ariana and tells her whats up and gets Arianas blessing to start talking about it openly.
Ariana is pissed that her boyfriend revealed this to everyone without her consent, with good reason.
Your hat is annoying.
Toms excuse is that he was mad that she was messing around with Lala.
That is a valid feeling and he should talk to his girlfriend about it.
She and Lala are just like, Yeah, we did that, so what?
It takes all the air out of the story, all the shock out of the scandal.
Good for both of them.
But after Lisas reveal, they both walked out of the bar, which looks like a set fromDr.
Who: The Musical, to Sandovals car.
I need to do something, Sandoval said, before letting himself in the back seat.
Schwartz followed him, and they both sat, knee to knee, staring through the windshield.
I need you to go down on me right here.
The scene of the crime, Sandoval said.
Wait, me go down on you?
Schwartz asked, flopping his hair away from his eyes.
I saw you do that blow job shot, and, honestly bro, it was embarrassing.
