Vanderpump Rules
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Its a whole new set of craziness that I dont think any one television set can contain.
Jamess problems with his mother start when he goes to therapy.
I dont know how I feel about Jamess therapist, Anita.
But James seems willing to put in the hard work.
I love a sidewalk fight.
Its like a mini reality show happening right in front of your very eyes.
The real action starts when Jamess mother Jacqueline comes over to his apartment for a chat.
Shes clearly very angry with the father, but theyve been divorced for some time.
The conversation then takes a really weird turn when James brings up how frequently hes giving his mother money.
She screams, Was I a shit mother?
We had great vacations.
You went to a 5,000 school.
Burberry, Ralph Lauren.
You took your first steps at Tiffanys.
Say, Thank you.
You did something for me, youre not a total bitch.
That is … really a lot.
People watching these shows love to say, Its dark.
She is so dark that there is just a black hole standing where a person ought to be.
Lets attempt to tease this one out, shall we?
He didnt ask to be at Tiffanys when he started walking.
He didnt even realize he was there.
Its like she wants extra credit for the job that she gave herself.
Its like saying, Im not a bad person because I stayed out of jail.
Yeah, thats the point.
Youresupposed tostay out of jail.
Cant he wait out in the car?
Why is this guy so hung up on this?
Why does he care so much about his residency at a restaurant on Tuesday nights?
Go out and lose a gig on the weekend and well talk, mister.
As for everyone else on the show, they continue to be boring.
Well, everyone except for Jaxs therapist, Lindsey.
Now, what can we do to get him to listen to her?
Like Stassi says, theyre in the air for only 25 minutes.
Was that all the jet fuel that Lalas BF Rand would spring for?
Did they just want to be on the PJ so bad that they took it even a short distance?
And theyre all popping bottles and doing shots in the PJ its not a party bus!
If you wanted that then, well, get a party bus!
He takes out his phone and calls someone.
Hey Beau, whats going on?
… Oh nothing, just chilling with Schwartz, watchingSex Education.
Want to join us?
We can have some shots and see if we can teach each other anything.
