Vanderpump Rules

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At this point in the season, I feel likeVanderpump Rulesis a little bit like Cadbury Creme Eggs.

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Seriously, this episode we just talked about the same things for the quadrillionth time.

I dont care to answer any of these questions.

The only answer I can give you is Maybe?

and then like three GIFs of small children falling on the ground.

Why are they all spending money to come out for an engagement party?

They dont seem like rich people.

Shouldnt they be saving that plane fare for when the actual wedding happens (if it happens)?

Doesnt that make him my rival?

I hate Zack too.

Alas, that duty goes to Cara, Brittanys lifelong best friend.

She also makes Katie the Matron of Honor.

Does she think that a Matron of Honor is also a pioneer woman?

the long-lost Schwartz triplets.

As the Declaration of Independence said, we hold these truths to be self-evident.

He tells Brittanys father hes going to have a bachelor party where nasty horrible things are going to happen.

Jax will never get his own father off his back, or rather off his arm.

Jax decides to get some ink that says, Make good choices.

Love you, Dad.

Does he think that externalizing this message is going to help him make a good choice?

Considering his fathers feelings about tattoos, even this choice seems to be a bad one.

I dont know, man.

I cant even bother.

He practically blows off Lala.

Its just all so sad and rotten and Jamess immaturity continues amaze me.

I dont want to.

Mostly its because this whole thing seems more contrived than anything Stephanie Pratt ever did onThe Hills.

I also dont care.

Did Lisa Rinna get to her or something?

What is this all about?

Its strange that Ariana gets more screen time talking about the Toms than either of the Toms get.

I guess that explains the moans and whelps coming from behind the closed door in the office.

she asked, rapping lightly on the door with the bent second knuckle of her index finger.

Are you in there?

Yeah, Sandoval finally shouted.

Well be out in a bit.

All right, Lisa said.

But I really need you out here with the customers.