Vanderpump Rules
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Im not sure why.
Maybe its because she is always entangled in a horrible relationship she was trying to make work.
Maybe its because Brandi Glanville hates her and the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
But I have changed my mind about Scheana (no tea no) Shay.
This talking fake ponytail is unequivocally the worst.
Scheanas justification is that Rob doesnt even like to kiss her, so why would he kiss another girl?
Um, that isexactlywhy he would kiss another girl.
If hes not getting it at home, hes going to get it somewhere else.
Wait, something has to be wrong.
Scheana cant be so blind and dumb as to not see that this dude is totally gaslighting her.
The worst part is when Lisa confronts her about her weight loss and her relationship at the restaurant.
Scheana says that her relationship is perfect and its these girls that are ruining it.
Lisa tells her shes heard all this before about her ex-husband, Shay.
But then Scheana says that this time their relationship is going to last, shes sure of it.
(Too bad theyrealready broken up.)
Thats just cruel, not just to Scheana, but Katies poor customer who never got her croissant sandwich.
If he didnt want to get festive, maybe he should, you know, quit his job.
Jax is the worst.
During all of this Brittany stuff, Jax says.
No one is asking me how I feel.
Um, thats because how he feels is completely irrelevant.
The same with Jax.
Theres also something really weird going on with Tom and Katie.
Katie has asked Schwartz not to do shots, go on any guys nights, or get completely obliterated.
That means that, in Schwartzs mind, he doesnt have to obey the rules anymore.
He tells Sandoval that she was warm and loving to him in the morning when he finally got home.
Isnt it sexy when a woman acts like that?
Put on the Sade and the satin sheets.
I couldnt stand her last season, but shes really turned it around.
Stop coming for people who have your back!
(Exactly what they did is still sort of unclear.)
That is especially true of Logan, the gay elf formerly known asHermie the Dentist.
James says, Raquel and Logan fill totally different voids in my life.
Well, that answers Jaxs question about who is on top and who is on bottom.
This whole James is screwing his GBF story line seems rather contrived.
God, kids these days have no shame, Schwartz said.
They have no respect for the girlfriends.
It was like Babe Ruth pointing over the fence or Neil Armstrong putting his flag on the moon.
