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What could possibly stand between Selina Meyer and the presidency?
Her numbers are up.
As the Andrew news grows, Selinas unfavorables rise, and Selina needs to bring in a lawyer.
She meets with Karen, that human Mobius strip who sparked Amys epic blowup all those episodes ago.
Karen, as usual, is extremely not helpful; shes already Andrews attorney.
But if I understood how election tampering worked, I would have been ninth-grade class president.
to point out that people are saying its reallyKemishusband with a reputation for tax evasion.
Its getting so you cant believe anything the media says about anyones husband, she concludes.
Gary has no idea how to do that but he is on it.
Selina doesnotwant to know how he did that.
Oh, Facebook will walk you through it step by step, Keith says.
(Seriously though, why are we all still on Facebook?
If we all left it would be fine, right?
Can we all just quit on the count of three and be done with it?)
In exchange, the Chinese would like Selina who freed Tibet, remember?
All her problems are connected!
Wow, isnt the universe wild?
They scramble to find a fall guy.
All he needs is some walking around money.
Clearly Selina wasnt either.
So, how are things going with one of Selinas opponents?
WHEN ARE YOU FROM?
Were you surprised that Jonahs step dad was also his real dad and that hed married his half-sister?
That twist was not super-twisty, but for what its worth, Jonah isshocked.
But lets end this recap on a positive note, shall we?
Fired by Selina, Dan runs to Richard and appoints himself chief of staff.
He accidentally outs Sidney to the press, bringing down a battery of Iowa politicians in the process.
Now hes the lieutenant governor, because of course he is.
Wonder what puppy will replace him in the mayors office.
A few other things…
I hope Amy gets to hook up with Agent Youngblood.
Missed you, Furlong: Have a good weepy slide down the shower wall this evening, Amy.
Jonah on vaccines: Why go to the doctor and get a shot for something you dont even have?
Have we… [makes vaguely sexual hand gestures]?
Jonah: Ugh, do women have those?
Beth: Thats what Ive been telling you!
Selina, when Andrew brings up Israel: I cant have people thinking Im Jewish.
Im right in the middle of a primary!
Wow, so happy to see you, Rosa!
Oh wait, thats Rosas mom.
Kent: Its basically a two-woman race to see who is less offensive to the American people.
Selina: Thats the best explanation of democracy Ive ever heard.
Insult of the episodeI love that Selina called Oklahoma a former Indian concentration camp.
Selinas reply: Steal from the best.
Jonah Shall Henceforth Be Known AsCongressman Slenderman
