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Las Encinass gaggle of truant teens are back.
ItsGossip GirlmeetsBig Little Lies, where everyone is committing crimes and jumping into bed with one another.
Vulture presents the official ranking ofElites hottest couples.
And then, to everyones surprise, they just sort of start dating?
Lu is holding their relationship together by a thread.
And [Faye Dunaway inMommie Dearestvoice] what does she get?
They should both be dating other people; they cant even pretend to enjoy each other anymore.
At least Lucrecia cares enough to put on a brave face!
Their only saving grace is that they are both attractive and both love to scheme.
By the skin of their teeth, they make it past Polo and Cayetana and Rebe and Samu!
Maybe her boyfriend has been caught kissing another girl with better grades.
Maybe her half-brother has just returned from boarding school (or reform school?
), and hes just as sexually frustrated as she is, so they, you know … kiss.
Maybe they even do more than kiss!
That said, this one is tricky!
(The Blair Waldorf in me loves a man willing to scheme on my behalf!)
Nadia and Guzman
One day Nadia and Guzman will live happily ever after.
That day is never today, though.
Theyre like actual 17-year-olds, the way that they cant make up their minds!
This season, though, they actually do have sex.
These two areluckyI see it for them!
Samuel and Carla
Ithurtsme to rank these two clowns so highly on this list.
Samu and Carla are truly not a good couple!
But then again, season two has offered slim pickings as far as good relationships go.
Carla is rich and careless, and extremely manipulative.
They bone more than anyone else this season though, so I suppose congratulations are due.
See you two at the circus!
He does nothing, but drinks a lot while doing it.
Omar and Ander are sodeeplyattractive and have the deepest, longest relationship.
Everyone else is just dating or not dating, but Omar and Ander are inlove.
