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No one comes out of a Sacha Baron Cohen show looking good.
Your mere presence onShowtimesWho Is America?means youve already beenduped by a guy in a costume.
A solar eclipse is when the moon covers the sun, he says with a hint of exasperation.
I mean no disrespect to you, but this is a waste of time, he concludes.
Corinne Olympios
This is not a great outing for formerBachelorcontestant Corinne Olympios.
(Support for a child soldier, she explains, involves buying them more weapons.)
I saved 6,000 people, she says, adding that her presence really helped with the whole massacre situation.
So, yeah, Olympios looks pretty bad here.
(Its nowfor sale on eBay.)
Unsurprisingly, Cheneys segment turned out to be even worse than that quick clip suggested.
You started so many wars Afghanistan, Iraq 1, Iraq 2 which was your favorite war and why?
Baron Cohen, disguised as his Israeli terrorism expert Erran Morad, asks Cheney.
Oh, I think it was what we did in Desert Storm, I really do.
I never thought of it as having a favorite war, Cheney replies.
Of course, Morad interrupts, but youve got to enjoy it too!
It gets even worse from there.
I have killed some terrorists.
How does it feel being the king of terrorist killers?
I mean, you killed 100,000 actual terrorists and about 700,000 potential terrorists, Morad says.
After a casual laugh, Cheney says, Well, it was never personal.
I wasnt in the same position you are where it was kill or be killed.
a bearded man in the second row says at one point.
Im racist toward Muslims!
Later, a third man interjects, This towns lucky to have black people in it!
to which Cain-NDegeocello replies, Yeah, of course youre lucky to have black people.
They add a lot to society!
Georgia state representative Jason Spencer
What else is there to say about Jason Spencer?
Congratulations to the people of Georgias 180th district for already ditching this guy.
