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But who is the best?
Barring boyfriends (sorry, sorry Corey!)
Gordon Klein
Has he cheated on his wife?Last season, I wouldve said no.
How wrong I wouldve been!
But he has been known to laugh a little too loudly at the Wags scenes onBillionsfrom time to time.
Will he ever be rich again?Maybe, but not as Mr. Renata Klein!
No further questions at this time, your honor.
Is he the best?Hes the brokest.
Look at how he wears those rings!
Is he a good father?Eh … Well, is he a good husband?
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Whats his Sunday night show?Nathan watches and likesGame of Thronesbut never knows any characters name.
Is he the best?He is certainly the sloppiest.
Joseph Bachman
Has he cheated on his wife?Yes!
He cheated on his wife last season when he slept with Madeline.
Love in the time of a highly contentious local theater production ofAvenue Q.
Is he a good father?Unclear.
Well, is he a good husband?Absolutely not!
Is he the best?Definitely not.
Perry Wright
Has he cheated on his wife?Yes, he raped Jane.
Well, is he a good husband?No!
Whats his Sunday night show?I dont imagine Perry watched TV, honestly.
Maybe one of those decade specials on CNN?
Anything else?Important to note that he is deadandabusiveandthe worstBig Little Lieshusband.
Is he the best?Clearly no, he is theworst.
Ed Mackenzie
Has he cheated on his wife?Ed hasnt cheated on Madeline … yet.
(Full disclosure: Only I have drawn this comparison.)
Would he cheat on his wife?No, but he has had quite the attitude this season.
So maybe he would give a shot to cheat on Madeline but then become too guilty.
Is he a good father?Yes, even to two daughters that are both wanton agents of chaos.
Well, is he a good husband?Yes!
Whats his Sunday night show?Usually60 Minutes, but lately he has been dramatically internalizingThe Affair.
Also worth noting: He looks better without the beard.
You knew it was going here.
According to Renata, he hasnt been laid in 15 fuckin years!
I have no evidence to prove or disprove that claim.
Is he a good father?Hes a bad principal.
Well, is he a good husband?No, but only by a technicality.
Whats his Sunday night show?Absolutely and without a doubtVeep.
Well, thank you, Madeline, he scowls.
I like to think of it as more of an assembly.
A service is for when someone dies.
You know, like a school fundraiser.
Is he the best?Best husband, no, due to the aforementioned technicality.
Principal Nippal is my favorite character onBig Little Liesthis season.
