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This is excellent counter-programming for cuffing season!
Finding love is a bad idea; everyone just keep to yourselves.
Joe escapes this particular hell and throws himself into another: meeting Jasper.
In the most romantic of places: Craigslist.
So now Wills in a cage that Joe is sure would make Mooney proud.
Will tries to reason with Joe: He needs his meds.
But Joe has a more pressing concern: the money Will owes Jasper.
Will says its $3,000.
To quote Felicity Huffman:rut roh!
Fortunately for Joe, theres a guy named Rufus who, according to Will, owes Will $50,000.
He is too distracted by the fact that he has to miss lunch with Loves coven.
Joe is worried that every single person at the table wants to have sex with Love.
Rufus is at a party, at noon, on a Tuesday.
The delivery of this line!
Multiple people at the party mistake Joe for John Mayer.
Joe spots a celebrity: Hendy, a comedian.
Ethan loved this guy, Joe says, and I realize how much I miss Ethan.
I hope hes doing okay!
He finds Rufus, who is basically off-brand Jeremy Renner, in the basement listening to Air Supply.
And what does this gent have for Joe?
A bag of meds that Will needs to manage his bipolar disorder.
Which means she is also an Anavrin scion.
Joe keeps saying this is a terrible time.
Joe hallucinates Beck again and yells in Loves face.
Back at the ranch (homemade jail cell inside the storage unit), Jasper is here!
Joe reveals his true identity as Jasper marvels at the whole situation.
So you put him in a Hannibal Lecter thing, yeah?
I suppose you realize you need psychiatric help.
Also, he has a wall of saws and knives and other such torture devices.
He should really be wearing a shower cap because theres no way his hairs didnt get into the evidence.
Anyway, he chucks all the ground-up body parts into dumpsters.
Then he goes over to Loves place.
Love says she can take care of herself; I saymurders by intimate partners are on the rise.
But, like Joe sobbing at the already-vanished Beck ghost, Love cannot hear my cries.
She says they can be friends and I burst out laughing.
Because Joes trying to make amends for his shitty day, he hits up Delilah in the laundry room.
This is why she doesnt care about all the scumbags she writes about now.
So stay the fuck away from me and my sister.
