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I realize I havent discussed the flashbacks this season.

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Like Zoe Barnes saying happy Fathers day while Frank goes down on her?

Ew, ew, a thousand times ew.

Normal, cool sibling stuff!

This will supposedly engender lots of goodwill and zero suspicion.

Ellie, superteen, knows theres spyware on her phone.

(Also I JUST realized why she looks so familiar: Shes young Jane, fromJane the Virgin!

Straight out of a telenovela, right?)

She assumes Delilah is behind it and is smoothly keeping her hangs with Henderson secret.

Joe can still see their texts because he stole Hendersons laptop.

Ellie has moved her conversations with Hendy to instant messenger because she is a sneaky little genius.

He tugs on the hardcover Dickens on the shelf and boom: Were in the dungeon.

Again, this is such a clunky and ridiculous way of shoehorning Me Too stories into this show!

Naturally Joe unearths a box of Polaroids of underage girls, including Delilah, in various stages of undress.

Its all veryGet Out.

I feel like Hendy wouldve kept this stuff in a safe.

Instead, he leaves the photos in an envelope outside Delilahs door.

Love ambushes Joe with brunch with her friends, who dont believe in western medicine.

By the end of the meal, Joe has been implausibly welcomed into this tribe of borderline anti-vaxxers.

Hard to argue any of those points, I must say.

and wakes up to a cold bed because Love is in the living room cutting her brothers hair.

But I am just yet another woman whose screams Joe cannot hear.

Joe is going to have to think this over while on this deeply stupid mission.

And also that Anavrin just runs itself?

Ellie shows up at Hendys house to discover, shocker, theres no screening after all.

Henderson reverse-psychologies (is that a verb?)

Ellie into coming inside.

He tells her that her short is excellent.

He offers her a watermelon juice and Cosbys it on the sly with GHB.

Joe is underwhelmed and wants to get this confessional video made.

So obviously now he has to do a murder, because Hendy has seen and recognized him.

Especially since she wasnt supposed to be there!

Joe returns to the storage locker to make like Pharaoh and let his people go.

Who could she be?

Ahh, its Candace!

Pretending to be someone named Amy!