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BecauseLove is no Beck.
Just like they both always dreamed!
So yes, it wasnt Forty who killed the au pair.
In what would become her signature move,Love slashed her au pairs throat.
Teenagers dont have fully developed frontal-lobe function, which is what makes them such bad murder-plotters.
Loves been dreaming of a new family all her life.
I am feeling so gratified by this turn of events.
She DID have her P.I.
look into him, just like I hoped she would!
Or you could do what Love did.
This is rude considering the context, but also: Show me the lie.
Given the opportunity to show not tell,Youis always going to show AND tell.
Who says you cant have it all?)
Love knows she and Joe are soul mates.
Love imagines Ellie will get lawyered up, Quinn-style, and emerge from that battle unscathed.
Joe, whose delivery is just perfect, replies, Im letting you finish.
Okay, sothenDelilahs body will be found with a suicide note.
Sidebar: Who would commit suicide byslashing their own throat?
Except for Harlan Thrombey inKnives Outwhich, spoiler alert, was SUPPOSED to look like a murder.
Anyway, Love goes on, Delilah will become a posthumous feminist icon for taking down Henderson.
I never thought Id say this about Forty, but he actually seems great in a crisis.
He also decides to follow Ellie around and see where she leads him.
Why cant Forty be there in person?
Hes on the East Coast visiting Dr. Nicky in prison.
Hello, John Stamos!
It pains me to say this, but, John Stamos is useless here.
Meanwhile, Love has Candace in her trunk.
Not even hidden well.
And shes getting prints all over the body!
Why isnt anyone wearing gloves?
She goes back to the storage unit with muffins for her prisoner.
He gets down on one knee and I think,He is NOT going to propose right now.
He cant, he wont.And he doesnt, thank God.
So they just … go to Lucy and Sunrises wedding together.
Gabe is in an absolutely perfect suit.
I look at Joes wedding aesthetic and realize: Dan Humphrey has become Chuck Bass.
While Love goes in to see her brother, Will spots Ellie outside.
Ellie knows hes a monster.
The jig is up.
Then he gives her a bunch of cash, tells her to head east and start her life over.
Ellie is losing it, a completely appropriate reaction here.
I killed Henderson, he says.
And I dont feel guilty about it.
What I am is all that stands between you and people who are worse.
Bye, forever, balcony sprite!
At least you made it out alive!
Inside Anavrin, Forty is trying to reason with Love.
I will do breathwork with you later.
I have to save you from a literal fucking serial killer first.
A-plus priorities, Forty!
Love tells Forty that shes pregnant with Joes baby.
Anyway, Forty is still horrified, and also he knows that Love is as broken as he is.
Youre just a much better liar.
He knows she killed the au pair!
Also, can I just say that his reaction to this pregnancy news is so perfect?
I love that he doesnt even pretend that its good or worthy of congratulations.
Flash forward maybe six months.
Wonder how shell fare withtwoderanged killers living just on the other side of the fence.
